A dog had  followed his owner to school.  His owner was a  
               fourth grader at a public  elementary school.   However,
               when the bell rang, the  dog sidled inside the building and  
               made it all the way to the child's  classroom before a
               teacher noticed and  shoo'ed him outside, closing  the
               door behind him.  The dog sat  down, whimpered and
               stared at the closed  doors.  Then God appeared  beside
               the dog, patted his head, and said, "Don't feel bad  fella'....
                they won't let ME in either."